Not sure whether it's politically correct to send blonde jokes anymore, but Dad always did... so here's one I thought some may enjoy.Blonde Momemt
A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "Peel & Win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
The waitress says, "That's impossible The biggest prize is a free Lunch."
But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"
Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize."
The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"
She hands the ticket to the manager and HE reads...
"W I N A B A G E L"
I don't write 'em... I just pass 'em on!
Johnny:)